The origins of Mr. Taschman

As manager of Dj Tasta und Der Taschman, I feel it’s my responsibility to give all you readers out there on the world’s internet machines. Some background data on the band’s lead singer, namely Mr. Taschman. Who is this übermensch? What’s this marvelous giant of tension and unspent testosterone story? Who is Mr. Taschman or Kinky Fritzl as he is called without the make up? I will try to shed some light to these questions.

Der Taschman was born in the year 1984, just as George Orwell had foreseen it. Oddly as it may seem, he is a strictly heterosexual male of the Norwegian middleclass. He grew up somewhere in the southern parts of Norway, where he worked part time in his dads chicken grill. Winter became spring and little “Tasch” left his cozy little hometown, seeking worthy band members. The hunt became unsuccessful, and Tasch stranded in a dark town in the middle of Norway called Trondheim. After a few years after living partly on what people could spare and partly on his own body fluids, he finally found himself the ally he had been waiting for.

A bright light shined upon the city, the night “PK-money” and Tasch met. Together they formed the Rock & Roll band “OBSTERNAZIG”, witch was a fatal success. As the months and years went by, Obsternazig created rock & roll magic that was totally unheard off (in a good sense). But as you know every good thing comes to an end, and after a while Obsternazig was dissolved for undisclosed reasons.

After the amazing success of Obsternazig, people told Tasch that you can’t create musical magic like Obsternazig twice. But o`boy did little old Tasch prove them all wrong. When he after only a couple of months formed his next band Dj Tasta und Der Taschman. The new groundbreaking pop sound has put a big shock trough all the ten people who has heard it. And hopefully the music will continue on tickling people’s central nerve system for many years to come.

Thanks for reading the blog! DTUDT`s manager Mr. Daniel Lieberman